Express more, impress less.

noseasboba: I never get tired of this photo. Ella Fitzgerald...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:39:16 -0400

I never get tired of this photo.

Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:

“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”

fuckyeahlaughters: periodicbrilliance: suicideisnotanoption4u: ...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:32:26 -0400

fuckyeahlaughters:

periodicbrilliance:

suicideisnotanoption4u:

8-years ago, CHP Officer Kevin Briggs talked this young man out of jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge.

That young man’s name is Kevin Berthia.
Today he is 30 years old and married with 2 children.
This week he presented Officer Briggs with an award on behalf of the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention.

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wanderlustts:

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:47:30 -0400

wanderlustts:

fawxes: paralol: I love when your dog just lets you sit there...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:46:40 -0400

fawxes:

paralol:

I love when your dog just lets you sit there to pet them. You don’t necessarily know if they are enjoying. But they love you enough to just sit there with you for a bit.

STARTS CRYING

crumpetmarypoppinstea: twiliprincess: is it bad that i’ve watched hair tutorials for girls as...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:44:32 -0400

crumpetmarypoppinstea:

twiliprincess:

is it bad that i’ve

watched hair tutorials for girls as future reference

for when i have daughters

because i want to be the kind of dad that knows how to do his daughter’s hair

this is the cutest thing I have ever read omg

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:44:15 -0400

oyveyzqueer: steve-spaghetti: renirabbit: pizzalecki: pkmnbre...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:44:09 -0400

oyveyzqueer:

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!

The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

can i be a service human for a nervous cheetah

loca-for-loki: tardiscrash: Iron Man has defeated the...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:41:46 -0400

loca-for-loki:

tardiscrash:

Iron Man has defeated the Mandarin.

I have been waiting for this post.

djavjr: smileyfacewinkwink: One of my favorite scenes from The...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:41:26 -0400

djavjr:

smileyfacewinkwink:

One of my favorite scenes from The Great Gatsby (1949)

special effects just ain’t what they used to be

sirashtonirwin: deadfelinesociety: there is nothing romantic about not knowing you’re...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:40:38 -0400

sirashtonirwin:

deadfelinesociety:

there is nothing romantic about

not knowing you’re beautiful

loving someone until they learn to love themselves

please stop romanticizing low self esteem.

it’s one thing to love a person who happens to have low self esteem

it’s another thing to frame low self esteem as a desirable trait.

#hey #hey EVERY BOY BAND EVER

svmvnthvjillivnp-b: Yes chad Michael Murray you fine man Yo,...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:40:54 -0400

svmvnthvjillivnp-b:

Yes chad Michael Murray you fine man

Yo, youre so fucking tall. And hot. And omg. You have acceptable arms, and a sexy smile.
Come back to Chicago!

svmvnthvjillivnp-b: This is so cute though!

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:39:59 -0400

svmvnthvjillivnp-b:

This is so cute though!

Photo

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:37:28 -0400

whoolfen: my photo.please don’t change the source

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:36:37 -0400

whoolfen:

my photo.please don’t change the source

svmvnthvjillivnp-b: bracefacexx4: whataboutmikey: That the...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:35:57 -0400

svmvnthvjillivnp-b:

bracefacexx4:

whataboutmikey:

That the kind of eye-rape that gets you from 0 to 60 in 3.2 seconds.

o m g

holy shittt.

robbyrise: till this day… Jet Li’s Fist of Legend (American...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:34:32 -0400

robbyrise:

till this day… Jet Li’s Fist of Legend (American dubbed version) is hands down my most favorite martial arts flick of all time. W/o a doubt…

bris-pt-fitness: chelsea-gets-fit: fatass2fitass: fitness—heal...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:27:09 -0400

bris-pt-fitness:

chelsea-gets-fit:

fatass2fitass:

fitness—health—nutrition:

It really is as simple as that = YAY

Fat loss….

Also Ladies remember that even IF you do bulk up in the process… you CAN change your workouts at any time, but you WILL NOT see bulky muscles while they are covered in fat.

fithome: imgonnariverdance: shadowkat104: kellyjacobsbooks: H...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:21:53 -0400

fithome:

imgonnariverdance:

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life

This could save many lives, reblog

odd-maddy: malnourish-d: felislowlydisappearing: bookoffragile...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:16:47 -0400

odd-maddy:

malnourish-d:

felislowlydisappearing:

bookoffragilebones:

sarahfrancesyoung:

jonathanlivingstonseagull:

dullpale:

m-e-n-a-c-e:

This hurt my heart so much.. I can’t even..

If somebody said “goodbye” instead of “goodnight” to me i would make them promise i’d see/hear from them when i wake up and not get any sleep until they do

The other night I said goodbye to my mum instead of goodnight just to see what she would do, she did nothing. Then I come across this and it hit me hard.

I love you Meredith.

Oh wow! I can’t even..

…

I’ve done this..only one person noticed, or cared enough to question it.

this just happened to me.. time to go now.

thats why im scaed to say goodbye

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Thu, 16 May 2013 22:14:18 -0400